Friday, November 28, 2025

Book Review: We Who Hunt Alexanders by Jason Sanford

A dark fantasy contemplation of family, and monsters, and darker subjects still.


Amelia lives with her mother. Driven out of their village into the big city of Medea, they live on the edges of society. Amelia and her mother have special... dietary needs. Dietary needs that cause them to pursue and hunt a particular two legged sort of prey. For, you see, Amelia and her mother are both monsters. Rippers, specifically. Rippers are monsters who hunt a particular kind of man called Alexanders.

This is the story of Jason Sanford’s We Who Hunt Alexanders, a dark fantasy novella.

The novella is set in a somewhat fantastical version of our own real world, in the imaginary city of Medea, in a county that is never named, but feels like from context and clues like an analogue of Great Britain during the Victorian or maybe early Edwardian Age (Amelia, it turns out, loves to read penny dreadfuls). With that set up, Sanford plunges us immediately into the nature of Amelia and her mother, what rippers do and how they do it. And quickly from there sets up the conflicts and themes of the novella. The novella is a lean and mean story that stays in Amelia’s point of view throughout.

The novella makes Sanford’s theme explicit from the get go: Rippers are monsters who only hunt men, and only men who have or do commit violence, the Alexanders.¹ The Rippers, it turns out, cannot actually hunt men who haven’t taken that violence into their heart, that violence into their hands. Amelia and her mother are in a new age (and we learn that her mother is old, and dying, and of another age). In this world, there are almost too many Alexanders, and they are too powerful to reduce their numbers. Amelia, young and uncertain and not yet strong, grows into her own. In addition to that coming of age story, Amelia slowly begins to realize she is different from her mother, different from other Rippers in fact. And as her mother slowly weakens, the outside threat that hunts them both comes to the fore: Bishop Stoll. He is, in the parlance of the novella, an incendiary : a man who stirs up anger and hatred and violence on a large scale but is not directly an Alexander himself. They convince others to do their bidding, or others are inspired by the incendiary to actually turn Alexander themselves.

The problem for Amelia’s mother is that since Stoll is NOT an Alexander, they cannot attack and harm him, and actually suffer physical consequences in trying to do so. Part of the genius of Sanford’s writing is in the antagonist of Stoll. Not only is he an incendiary and not an Alexander, he is genre-savvy enough and knowledgeable enough to know about Rippers... and about their limitations. And is willing to use those weaknesses against Amelia and her mother, as needed. There is a gloating intelligence and cleverness and evil to Stoll that shows his dark charisma not only to his followers but to the reader as well.

And given Stoll’s charisma, and his backing of the church, he is an existential threat to Amelia and her mother. Not only are there now too many powerful Alexanders to try and control, but these Alexanders, led by Stoll, have other targets. Not necessarily the other monsters (we learn and meet a vampire in the course of the novella) but Stoll sets his sights on disrupting and destroying an underground gay bar. In the course of the novella, Amelia, who has made friends with the owners and a frequenter at the bar (as well as come to an accord with a Ripper who spends time there), Amelia finds her friends and colleagues in the course of Stoll’s persecution and rage. While Stoll is genre-savvy as noted above, and wants to deal with and extirpate Rippers at all times, Stoll and his followers have this broader “culture war” target in mind. The framing is obvious and direct: Stoll sees queer folk as monsters, and to be dealt with as such. But of course, since Stoll himself is not an Alexander, merely the leader of many Alexanders, the still inexperienced Amelia and her weakening’s mother’s opposition to Stoll is necessarily fraught and perilous.

It was fascinating, taking apart the concept, once I had read it, and thinking about it. Rippers specifically target male purporters of violence. Could a ripper target, say, a female serial killer? As I further thought about it and the limitations of the food supply of Rippers, or, instead, their target base, I went again to the theme of the novel. The novel is an indictment of how male violence is institutionalized in modern society, how there are many Alexanders, and worse, as in the case of the Bishop, those who do not commit violence themselves, but instead whose words and actions incite others to commit violence. Parallels to contemporary society, and contemporary leaders come to mind and its not a big leap to see how Sanford’s Victorian world resonates with the modern day and its own problems. One can also see the transphobia rampant in modern society today as the modern inspiration for this world’s Stoll’s crusade against queer members of society, making them monstrous (like the “real monsters” Amelia and her mother and rippers and vampires are).

And there are strong themes of family and found family in the novella too. Amelia and her dying mother of course, but also the humans that they live with, the aforementioned vampire, other rippers and the sense of community in the bar. Families come in all shapes and sizes in this novella with intersecting and interesting memberships and interactions. All of these families are under threat by the Alexanders, one way or another, and grow and change as those interactions intensify as the novella progresses.

The ending of the novel, then, as Amelia finally grows into her own abilities and in fact proves herself a different sort of ripper, is one where Sanford is addressing, through the medium and milieu and the nature of this different sort of ripper, the limitations of the original ripper variety. That is to say, the limitations of old ways of combating and opposing hatred in society. Amelia represents a fantastical version and answer that points to the need in our own society for different and broader solutions to societal problems. Amelia shows that retail response to a societal problem is insufficient, and for real change and growth to occur, in this modern worlds, other, deeper solutions are needed. Amelia’s mother’s solutions are insufficient in the modern age, her encounter with the Bishop proves that. Amelia points to a potential future.

So I don’t think that is a horror novella, and is definitely much more of a dark fantasy. There are dark subjects here, sexism, queerphobia, domestic violence. One might say that Sanford himself is being provocative and incendiary in this novella in tackling these subjects, so for those who wish to avoid these subjects, this novella is probably not for you. The fantastical nature of rippers and how they kill does mitigate the impact of the violence, it's not in excruciating realistic detail. But this is a story of monsters who hunt other monsters and are hunted in turn.

There is probably a whole additional piece to be written in reading this in concert and parallel with Crista’s story in Plague Birds. Sanford clearly is still hitting the themes of Plague Birds, from a somewhat different voice , but the same strong storytelling and characterization. Consider, Crista becoming a plague bird in the titular novella, and what plague birds are expected to do, and contrast with Amelia, growing into her role and identity as a ripper. While Amelia was never human, and Crista was thrust into the role, one can see rippers and plague birds as two varieties of Erinyes that Sanford has created. To put it in musical terms, Sanford is building a fugue with this theme, with Plague Birds and We Who Hunt Alexanders as the canons, not identical but clearly in dialogue with each other, as voices in that fugue.

I look forward to more voices in Sanford’s fugue of resistance and response to violent patriarchy and the forces that nurture it.

¹ The etymology of Alexanders is something that Amelia herself wonders about and we do get an answer, but it’s a lovely bit of worldbuilding that I am not going to spoil. 


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Highlights:
  • Strong themes of found family, fighting against institutional violence and patriarchy.
  • Vividly imagined central problems for main character: coming of age, uncertain of abilities even as their mother is clearly dying
  • Rippers as strongly imagined Agents of Vengeance-- not the first use of the idea by the author.
  • Stands strongly with author’s previous work.
Reference: Sanford, Jason, We Who Hunt Alexanders (Apex, 2025)

POSTED BY: Paul Weimer. Ubiquitous in Shadow, but I’m just this guy, you know? @princejvstin

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Contributor Profile: Maya Barbara


NAME: Maya Barbara

SECRET UNDISCLOSED LOCATION: Nestled somewhere between two major cities in West and Middle Tennessee 

NERD SPECIALIZATION(S): horror, literary fiction, narrative essays, comics, anime/manga, vampires, movies, hyperspecific pop culture moments that is special to gay women specifically, pop music

MY PET PEEVES IN NERD-DOM ARE: gatekeepers, poorly written plot twists, unearned quips, mean horror movies, acting like genres were just born out of tiktok

VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, ZOMBIES, ALIENS OR ROBOTS: Vampires, duh.

RIGHT NOW I'M READING:

Beneath the Trees Where No One Sees: Rites of Spring by Patrick Hovarth

Pure Innocent Fun by Ira Madison II

...AND A COUPLE BOOKS I RECENTLY FINISHED ARE: 

Aggregated Discontent by Harron Walker

The Chromatic Fantasy by H.A.

The Grimmorie Grammar School Parent Teacher Association by Caitlin Rozakis

NEXT TWO ON QUEUE ARE: 

I Was A Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones

Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz

WHEN THE WEATHER SUCKS OUTSIDE I'M MOST LIKELY TO BE... in bed, rotting away with either a movie or a book.

MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO AND SUPER-VILLAIN ARE: Batman and Magneto 

IF I WERE A SUPERHERO/VILLAIN, MY POWER WOULD BE: telepathy because Jean Grey is iconic.

THE BEST COMIC FILM OF THE PAST 5 YEARS IS: Across the Spider Verse

THE WORST COMIC FILM OF THE PAST 5 YEARS IS: Thor: Love and Thunder (UGH!)

I JUST WATCHED XXXX AND IT WAS AWESOME: I just watched Love Bites (1988), a softcore gay romcom created by porn vets, and it was awesome.

I JUST WATCHED XXXX AND IT WAS TERRIBLE: I just watched Prom Night (1980) and it was terrible because no one died for an HOUR. 

EVERYONE SHOULD SEE XXXX BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE: Everyone should see Interview With The Vampire (2022) before it’s too late. 

BEST SCIENCE/SPECULATIVE FICTION SHOW OF THE PAST 10 YEARS: It’s going to be Interview With The Vampire (2022) I fear.

NAME A BOOK  YOU *NEED* A MOVIE OF (OR VICE VERSA): YELLOWFACE BY R.F. KUANG. I’m DYING for a A24/Neon level adaptation of it! It’s tailor made for it!


Welcome Maya!

Film Review: Wicked: For Good

Pragmatism versus idealism in the emotional conclusion of the hit musical


Those who have seen the long-running stage musical Wicked already know that the second half of the performance takes a dark turn as the story moves from bold empowerment to anger and tragedy. While Wicked, Part 1 explores the relationships of the witches of Oz during their time in school, the second part of the story undermines the original plot elements of the classic film, The Wizard of Oz. The result is an emotionally stressful story that will have you reaching for your tissues. Wicked: For Good picks up with an angry and disillusioned Elphaba (Cynthia Erivo) trying to expose the corrupt Oz government while trying to free the newly oppressed talking animals. Meanwhile Glinda (Ariana Grande) accepts her figurehead role at the hands of the evil Madame Morrible (Michelle Yeoh) while still worrying over Elphaba’s safety and pining for Prince Fiyero (Jonathan Bailey) who remains devoted to Elphaba. After the death of their father, Elphaba’s sister Nessarose (Marissa Bode) becomes the governor of Munchkinland. But her obsession over her former classmate Boq (Ethan Slater) (who only loves Glinda) turns her into an oppressive and toxic tyrant to the Munchkins and to Boq in particular. Meanwhile, the arrival a little girl from Kansas creates a catalyst for the final confrontations in the story.

It’s hard to top a musical production as entertaining as Wicked, Part 1. The film did a great job of addressing themes of bigotry, social gaslighting, hypocrisy, and oppression. But, the messaging was subtle and cleverly woven into addictive show tunes and big dance numbers. The enemies to friends dynamic between Elphaba and Glinda was funny and endearing, and ultimately led to an entertaining ensemble dynamic with their friends Fiyero, Boq, and Elphaba’s sister Nessarose. However, in For Good, the amusing love polygon from the first film takes a grim turn as Nessarose obsesses over Boq to the point of imprisoning him, Boq pines for Glinda to point of bitterness, Glinda fixates on Fiyero to the point of a forced engagement, and Fiyero longs for Elphaba to the point of endangering his life and his humanity. 

In Wicked: For Good, the societal and philosophical commentary is more direct, the set design is darker, and the songs are definitely sadder. The combined weight of this removes any subtle irony and makes the film more directly angry, rather than quietly critical. The more serious tone is underscored by solid performances by Jeff Goldblum as the comfortably deceiving Wizard who flippantly justifies everything from fraud to oppression to murder. Additionally, Marissa Bode’s Nessarose is excellent as she shifts from adorable pining to a physically toxic control of Boq.

The grim visuals of the film stand out as an extension of the anger of the characters and the toxic nature of the new Oz society. However, the film intentionally balances the dark themes of the source material against an apparent need for a PG rating. As a result, several intense moments where key characters meet their demise, are diluted or given minimal screen time. Additionally, the Tin Man aesthetic was a little disappointing as it remained mostly aligned with the traditional film version rather than opting for something a little edgier or interesting for the big screen. Given the grim tone, it would have been nice to see something a bit more creatively gothic as the character descends into anger and bitterness.

The two main villains, Madame Morrible and the Wizard, dominate the fates of the characters, but they do so without much introspection or depth. Instead, the real villains are the residents of Oz who openly accept the injustices around them and readily swallow the lies from their leaders without debate or question. That seems to be the real message of the film: the manipulation or gullibility of the masses. As the film tells us, truth is what everyone agrees on, not what really exists. The Wizard is highly symbolic as a great, unrepentant con-artist who notes that once people buy into a lie, they will irrationally choose to cling to it, even when it’s been clearly disproved and shown to be toxic.

The other key theme is the idea of pragmatism versus idealism. Glinda and Elphaba both agree that the oppression of the talking animals is wrong and that the Wizard’s deception is wrong, but they still take very different paths. Glinda accepts a position in the oppressive Oz administration and uses it to her advantage, admitting she has an addiction to adoration. Elphaba is headstrong and repeatedly directly attacks the Wizard and Madame Morrible, but with failed results that paint her more and more as a villain. She, initially, lacks the subtlety to be strategic and Glinda, initially, lacks the resolve to be ethical. Fortunately, as the film’s title implies, the two opposites influence each other and result in a change in both of them, for good. As expected, the performance of the song “For Good” by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande is the showstopper moment of the film that will have viewers reaching for tissues in the best possible way. 

Wicked: For Good is a grim change from the tone of the first film but ultimately leaves audiences with a sense of hopefulness. Elphaba shows that her core value is her love for Oz and her desire to see it be the best version of itself. As the film tells us, in this second part of the story, we may not be changed for the better, but hopefully you will feel changed for good. The hard themes of For Good may be a bit heavy handed, rather than introspective, but the pay off is worth it for a solid ending that will leave you cheering, even if things aren’t as perfect as we wish they would be.

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Highlights:
  • Grim tone and visuals
  • Heavy handed but relatable themes
  • Showstopping moment defines the film

Nerd Coefficient: 7/10

POSTED BY: Ann Michelle Harris – Multitasking, fiction writing Trekkie currently dreaming of her next beach vacation.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Contributor Profile: Christine D. Baker


NAME
: Christine D. Baker

SECRET UNDISCLOSED LOCATION: Vancouver, B.C. (Oops, I disclosed my location. Feel free to say hi if you’re local!)

NERD SPECIALIZATION(S): History over all other things, especially ancient and medieval history. Memes and Early Internet culture. SFF books and short stories. Working to develop a specialization in Canadian SFF.

MY PET PEEVES IN NERD-DOM ARE: Plots that are entirely based on two characters failing to have a normal conversation.

VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, ZOMBIES, ALIENS OR ROBOTS: Definitely vampires.

RIGHT NOW I'M READING: I am almost always reading 6-10 books at a time (have I mentioned the ADHD?). These are the books I am actively reading at the moment: 

  • How to Love a Forest: The Bittersweet Work of Tending a Changing World (2024) by Ethan Tapper.
  • The Raven Tower (2019) by Ann Leckie.
  • The Tapestry of Time (2024) by Kate Heartfield.
  • Dreams Underfoot (1993), Newford #1, by Charles de Lint.
  • Scattered Minds: The Origins and Healing of ADD (1999) by Gabor Mate, MD.
  • Between Two Rivers: Ancient Mesopotamia and the Birth of History (2025) by Moudhy Al-Rashid. 

...AND A COUPLE BOOKS I RECENTLY FINISHED ARE

  • Bog Queen (2025) by Anna North.
  • The Way We Never Were: American Families and the Nostalgia Trap, 2nd ed (2016) by Stephanie Coontz. 
  • The Siege of Burning Grass (2024) by Premee Mohamed. 

NEXT TWO ON QUEUE ARE: Honestly, I never know. It could be one of the books on my massive TBR list, the next book I have on reserve to pop up from the library, or something I hear about on social media and then immediately buy and devour. 

WHEN THE WEATHER SUCKS OUTSIDE I'M MOST LIKELY TO BE... Hiding in my bed, under several cats, listening to an audiobook. 

MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO AND SUPER-VILLAIN ARE: Favorite villain is Ivan/Fornax from Drew Hayes’ Villain’s Code series. I avoid heroes. 

IF I WERE A SUPERHERO/VILLAIN, MY POWER WOULD BE: Reading. Is there a book that the team needs to get through to save the world/destroy the world, I will be the one who can skim-read it quickly. 

THE BEST/WORST COMIC FILM OF THE PAST 5 YEARS IS: I have no idea, as this is not my area of nerdery.

I JUST WATCHED XXXX AND IT WAS AWESOME/TERRIBLE: The secret truth about me is that I do not actually watch things. My ADHD does not allow it. 

NAME A BOOK  YOU *NEED* A MOVIE OF (OR VICE VERSA): I think that Peter Clines’ 14 (in the Threshold series) would make a fun movie!


Welcome Christine! 

Book Review: Alien: Cult, by Gavin G Smith

 The Alien: Earth series we should have got. 

Cover of Alien: Cult by Gavin G Smith
cover artist: Marco Turini and Julia Lloyd

We've been spoilt with new Alien content in the last few years - video games, excellent ttrpgs, movies in the same universe, television shows and novels. Alien: Cult is the latest of these from Titan and written by Gavin G. Smith who has done both original work but also has a track record in IP like this one. 

There are a huge number of Alien novels if you pay attention to these things. However, I'm not one for pay attention so this is the first Alien novel I've read. I like the setting and liked Alien and Aliens (although I've struggled with just about every Alien film since then and have a visceral hatred of Prometheus and Covenant because they require their characters to be dumb for their stories to work). 

I didn't mind Alien Romulus up until it jumped the shark. What I specifically like about Alien is the setting - at its best it's retro locked room SF horror, stuck in a world designed when the Cold War was still an existential boogeyman hovering like a dark cloud with five minutes standing between us and nuclear destruction. The power blocs in Alien are those that existed in the 1980s - The US as corporate haven in which government is for the rich and by the rich, the 3WE which is basically the British Empire, Space Communists and what was, at the time, called the 3rd World making up the remaining power. That these haven't been updated does, I think, speak to its visual origins - one can imagine that if this had originated as a novel or a game first then over the years the setting would have moved with the times. As it is, the Alien's universe is therefore curiously anachronistic, speaking to and about a world that has passed into history.

That it remains relevant is largely because it continues to focus on the one power bloc that persists in an unbroken line since Alien (1979) first hit movie screens more than four decades ago.

The preponderance of Alien material takes place in English speaking parts of the universe and nearly all of that within the US corporate robber baron/tech bro setting specifically. Sure, a corporate ruled world in which the powerful and wealthy get to decide whether ordinary people live or die with no comeback sounds like a pastiche of American society but...

More on point, Alien worked in part because it was space truckers meet a monster and are hampered by their corporate overlords. 

Aliens similarly works because it's jarheads meet the monster and are hampered by their corporate overlords. 

Even Romulus tagged into the working class vibe and it was, without doubt, the most exciting part of the movie. 

Long story, short - Alien works with its audiences where it's about ordinary working class people making do when they're faced with a monster in the flesh and corporate assholes who are probably well aware of what's going on but either don't care or are actively rooting for the monster against their own people. There's very few of us who haven't felt the pressure of trying to please our bosses while the real world attempts to take chunks out of our ability to make ends meet. Alien is, if nothing else, a metaphor for the vicissitudes of modern life with both corporate malfeasance and arbitrary events included in that framework. 

Alien: Cult sits nicely within this category - featuring nefarious corporations, corrupt lawmakers, a Wild West/frontier setting and main characters who are right out of central casting for working class Joes just trying to get by. It seems to me that the Alien setting is one that wants to repeatedly warn us about how people are corrupted, how money and power should be policed vigorously and how the law, if it's any good, needs to apply to the powerful with more alacrity than it does to anyone else. Smith's voice is one that drips with disdain for those who abuse their power and privilege and that lends Alien: Cult a flavour that really works. The setting is bleak but there's no shortage of anger with how things are to remind us that people will hate injustice and act on it if given the chance even as others will allow their characters to be corroded away for the chance to grab a few more dollars.

The pacing is just about perfect, with plenty of tension, action and a nice through line of detective work as our FBI agent main character slowly figures out the conspiracy at the heart of the book. I note that the title kind of gives it away, but if you're at all familiar with Alien then you already know it won't go well for anyone involved - this is sci-fi horror after all and Smith delights in making sure we know absolutely no one is safe.

Smith also brings the action to life by refusing to ignore that getting hit hurts. When his characters are beaten up or shot they feel it, it impairs their capability and after a million action stories where the hero keeps going because the narrative demands it, Alien: Cult does a good job of making you feel the wear and tear.

The tagline for this review is that this is the Alien Earth I wish we'd got. Noah Hawley did a fantastic job of world building but the show couldn't decide what it wanted to be and ended with an outrageous two fingers up at the audience. 

In contrast, Alien: Cult is tightly written with a complete story that deepens what we know of the Alien universe while not requiring any previous knowledge to make sense of what's going on. For those who know it has nods to classic moments from the film franchise without those being gratuitous and there were moments that felt as if they'd have fit quite happily in with Bladerunner

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Highlights:

  • Aliens!
  • Cults, working class anger, lots of blood and explosions
  • Gritty action, nefarious corporations and the corrupt getting their comeuppance

Nerd coefficient: 7/10, a fast paced story set in the Alien Universe. Not doing anything novel but a well executed example of the form.

References: Smith, Gavin G., Alien: Cult. [Titan 2025].

STEWART HOTSTON is an author of all kinds of science fiction and fantasy. He's also a keen Larper (he owns the UK Fest system, Curious Pastimes). He's a sometime physicist and currently a banker in the City of London. A Subjective Chaos and BFA finalist he's also Chair of the British Science Fiction Association and Treasurer for the British Fantasy Society. He is on bluesky at: @stewarthotston.com.

Monday, November 24, 2025

Contributor Profile: Stew Hotston


NAME
: Stew Hotston

SECRET UNDISCLOSED LOCATION: Sword School

NERD SPECIALIZATION(S): Books, movies, animation

MY PET PEEVES IN NERD-DOM ARE: the hero's journey

VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, ZOMBIES, ALIENS OR ROBOTS: Aliens

RIGHT NOW I'M READING: Blood over Brighthaven by ML Wang

...AND A COUPLE BOOKS I RECENTLY FINISHED ARE: Exordia by Seth Dickinson, The Salt Oracle by Lorraine Wilson

NEXT TWO ON QUEUE ARE: The Midnight Timetable by Bora Chung, Magic, Maps and Mischief by David Green

WHEN THE WEATHER SUCKS OUTSIDE I'M MOST LIKELY TO BE... making chocolate ice cream

MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO AND SUPER-VILLAIN ARE: Black Panther, Kilgrave from Jessica Jones

IF I WERE A SUPERHERO/VILLAIN, MY POWER WOULD BE: luck

THE BEST COMIC FILM OF THE PAST 5 YEARS IS: Spiderman into the Spiderverse

THE WORST COMIC FILM OF THE PAST 5 YEARS IS: Morbius

I JUST WATCHED XXXX AND IT WAS AWESOME: One battle after another

EVERYONE SHOULD SEE XXXX BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE: Frieren

BEST SCIENCE/SPECULATIVE FICTION SHOW OF THE PAST 10 YEARS: Severance

NAME A BOOK  YOU *NEED* A MOVIE OF (OR VICE VERSA): The Gutter Prayer by Gareth Hanrahan


Welcome Stew!

Film Review: Keeper

A slow-burning, dizzying, and surreal descent into folk horror madness

I'm continuing a trend this year where I go into movies absolutely blind, and folks, I can't recommend it enough. Trailers these days tend to give away the entire plot, choice scary bits, choice funny bits, and just generally lessen the film-going experience.

So when I heard Osgood Perkins, of recent Longlegs fame, was directing a new picture, I threw it on the calendar sight unseen. Perkins is divisive to say the least, but I love what he's doing with horror cinema, and I love the way he creates dreadful, brooding atmospheres. His name alone gets me in the theater, and it's fun having a scary-movie director you can count on yearly these days.

Keeper tells the story of a couple, Liz and Malcolm, who have been dating for exactly a year, and they take a trip upstate to spend a few days at Malcolm's family's cabin. Liz quickly discovers that something isn't right with the situation. The cabin itself is sparse, isolated, and none of the windows have curtains or blinds. Malcolm's rude cousin crashes their romantic getaway on the first night, and the next day Malcolm leaves Liz alone to return to work for a few hours. Before he leaves, he insists that she eat a bite of strange chocolate cake. That night, she rises alone and demolishes the rest of it.

What follows is a gradual descent into madness for Liz. Tatiana Maslany, of Orphan Black and She-Hulk fame, is incredible at capturing fear and paranoia. She sees disturbing spirits and dead women throughout the house, and, while venturing outside, nature and the woods take on an otherworldly quality that's hypnotic.

The first hour of Keeper is glacially slow, with Perkins ratcheting up the tension scene by scene through the use of strange shots. The camera is always peering from behind an object or wall, with 2/3 of the screen obscured by flat color while the characters occupy a mere sliver of it. These scenes are meant to make you feel like you're the obtrusive, evil presence.

If this all sounds weird and boring, you're not entirely wrong. The main complaint I've seen of Keeper is that it's way too long and slow. But don't worry—in the last 20 minutes you get the most surreal, intense, jaw-droppingly messed-up denouement dump I've ever seen.

Like with the villain reveal in this year's Weapons, everything goes back to a witch. Malcolm and his cousin, it turns out, are 200 years old, and as kids, they shot a pregnant woman who was on their property. (This woman also looks exactly like Liz in the present day.) She gives birth to what I can only tell are evil creatures, and these demons make a deal with the cousins: sacrifice a woman to them every year, and the boys can live forever.

It's an Omelas meets Picture of Dorian Gray situation, and for a minute in the theater, you breathe a sigh of relief—Ahh, so that's the hook. But then you realize there's so many questions. Why did the creatures need to make a deal? Why do the boys freeze their age at around 45 instead of 25, the best age that we can all agree would be best to live forever as?

The interesting part comes next, however. Liz, being sacrificed and thrown into the basement to be devoured by the creatures, doesn't succumb. Because she eerily resembles the creatures' long-dead mother, they spare her, imbuing her with evil black eyes and strange powers. Malcolm goes to bed thinking he's made another perfect deal with the devil, and instead wakes up aged 200 years, with Liz now taking the upper hand and killing him.

That's the simplified telling of the ending, and, like with any horror movie (or really any movie in general), describing it succinctly doesn't really do it justice. The scene in the basement where Liz comes face to face with the creatures is where the folk horror heads into overdrive. Splayed up against the wall is some sort of earthy, decaying effigy of the original witch, her head preserved in a vat of honey. The creatures are exceedingly spooky, and the real star of the scary factor of the movie. They're unlike any other demon I've seen (in a good way), and they're deeply unsettling. I like seeing the ways Perkins comes up with frights, and I trust him wholeheartedly to deliver.

Overall, I enjoyed Keeper. It's a twist on the haunted house trope that desperately deserves new life to be breathed into it. The cabin, like in any good horror movie, becomes a character itself and serves as a claustrophobic backdrop for the ever-intruding spirits that are slowly revealing themselves to Liz. It's hard to tell throughout the movie what's real and what's not, but that's part of the fun.

When you finish the movie, the opening scene makes more sense. It's a montage of different women throughout the centuries, and you realize they're all Malcolm's victims. The ending is made that much more satisfying when you realize his reign of terror has come to an end, and Liz is now in charge of the creatures. I can't stop thinking about what she'll do with them. Hopefully, she won't evil girlboss too close to the sun.

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Nerd Coefficient: 7/10.

POSTED BY: Haley Zapal, NoaF contributor and lawyer-turned-copywriter living in Atlanta, Georgia. A co-host of Hugo Award-winning podcast Hugo, Girl!, she posts on Instagram as @cestlahaley. She loves nautical fiction, growing corn and giving them pun names like Timothee Chalamaize, and thinking about fried chicken.